There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele
The fucks I give
you know what unpopular opinion time but i really think ryan reynolds is a great choice for deadpool and ok wolverine origins aside (which he hated the direction they took deadpool but there was only so much he could do without getting booted) he really loves deadpool’s…